Arsenal Vibrations (PG13)
#4 BFG
Our longest model. With its patented Invisible Telescoping Technology – this big boy can extend by fifty percent – putting it in the right place at the right time… every time!
Length: 12-18″ (Variable)
Girth: 3″ (Slim)
Speed: SLOW (Fixed)
Colour: Creamy Pear
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#27 Bulbiñho
Welcome to the Pleasuredome! With its slender stem, and gigantic head, this glow-in-the-dark, bulb-shaped beauty will light your darkest days. And one of its hundred pearl studs is bound to eventually hit the spot…
Length: 7″
Girth: 2.5″ (Stem) 6″ (Dome)
Speed: FAST (Fixed)
Colour: Purple Ivory
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#19 Zolé!
Feeling horny? What this little fella lacks in size, he makes up for in dexterity. With a patented dual-prong design – he's a real play-maker. Santa comes early when the Zolé! is around…
Length: 6″ (Dual Prong)
Girth: 2.5″
Speed: 5-speed (Variable)
Colour: Matador Red
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#26 The Dench
Don't beat about the bush! On a relentless mission to deliver – this medium-sized marvel packs a pretty punch. Definitely not for the faint-hearted – you'll know when you've been Denched!
Length: 9“
Girth: 3″ (Stem) 6″ (Head)
Speed: Medium (Pulsing)
Colour: Black 'n Blue
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#14 Speedy Gonzalez
Buzz buzz. A bullet with a mission… If you have a need for speed, then look no further! Our nippiest model prefers a more central role, but he's just as effective on the outside. (Supplies Limited – Item May Be Discontinued)
Length: 2”
Girth: 2″
Speed: Ultra-fast (Fixed)
Colour: English Rose
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#23 The Chubski
Guaranteed to put a smile on your face, this little fatty is more versatile than it looks! For foreplay or for scoreplay, the Chubski rushes in where others fear to tread.
Length: 4“
Girth: 5“
Speed: 5 forward, 1 reverse (slow)
Colour: Huffenpuff Blue
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#2 El Diablo
“Dirty sweet and you're my girl…” Get it on with this ultra-flexible spinner. El Diablo's revolutionary HydraTooth Technology helps it reach the unreachable, and takes you to places you never knew existed…
Length: 10“
Girth: 4″ (Base) 1″ (Hydra)
Speed: 3-speed (Variable)
Colour: Octopussy Gold
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#8 Oh Miki
Mr. Dependable. Our best-selling model will blow your mind. Once it grabs a hold of you it doesn't Lego. It's made of anti-static silicone, so it won't put a hair out of place. Its patented ShapeShifting Technology means it can adapt to any position.
Length: 7″
Girth: 3″
Speed: 3 forward, 2 reverse
Colour: Spanish Fly Red
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3 responses to “Arsenal Vibrations (PG13)”
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Haha very good. A little different to the usual blog.
One correction though The Chubski is #23 rather than #26 that is reserved for the Dench and the Dench only.
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batmandela says:
Well spotted! You win yourself a Bulbiñho for your eagle-eyed observation! 😉
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batmandela says:
[Copy/Paste Error corrected… The Chubski is now #23!]
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Haha very good. A little different to the usual blog.
One correction though The Chubski is #23 rather than #26 that is reserved for the Dench and the Dench only.
Well spotted! You win yourself a Bulbiñho for your eagle-eyed observation! 😉
[Copy/Paste Error corrected… The Chubski is now #23!]