Arsenal Vibrations (PG13)


Posted on October 14th, by batmandela in General, PG13, Uncategorized. 3 comments

#4 BFG

Our longest model. With its patented Invisible Telescoping Technology – this big boy can extend by fifty percent – putting it in the right place at the right time… every time!

Length: 12-18″ (Variable)

Girth: 3″ (Slim)

Speed: SLOW (Fixed)

Colour: Creamy Pear

 

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The Bulbinho

#27 Bulbiñho

Welcome to the Pleasuredome! With its slender stem, and gigantic head, this glow-in-the-dark, bulb-shaped beauty will light your darkest days. And one of its hundred pearl studs is bound to eventually hit the spot…

Length: 7″

Girth: 2.5″ (Stem) 6″ (Dome)

Speed: FAST (Fixed)

Colour: Purple Ivory

 

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Zolé

#19 Zolé!

Feeling horny? What this little fella lacks in size, he makes up for in dexterity. With a patented dual-prong design – he's a real play-maker. Santa comes early when the Zolé! is around…

Length: 6″ (Dual Prong)

Girth: 2.5″

Speed: 5-speed (Variable)

Colour: Matador Red

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The Dench

#26 The Dench

Don't beat about the bush! On a relentless mission to deliver – this medium-sized marvel packs a pretty punch. Definitely not for the faint-hearted – you'll know when you've been Denched!

Length: 9

Girth: 3″ (Stem) 6″ (Head)

Speed: Medium (Pulsing)

Colour: Black 'n Blue

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Speedy Gonzalez#14 Speedy Gonzalez

Buzz buzz. A bullet with a mission… If you have a need for speed, then look no further! Our nippiest model prefers a more central role, but he's just as effective on the outside. (Supplies Limited – Item May Be Discontinued)

Length: 2

Girth: 2″

Speed: Ultra-fast (Fixed)

Colour: English Rose

 

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The Chubski

#23 The Chubski

Guaranteed to put a smile on your face, this little fatty is more versatile than it looks! For foreplay or for scoreplay, the Chubski rushes in where others fear to tread.

Length: 4

Girth: 5

Speed: 5 forward, 1 reverse (slow)

Colour: Huffenpuff Blue

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El Diablo#2 El Diablo

“Dirty sweet and you're my girl…” Get it on with this ultra-flexible spinner. El Diablo's revolutionary HydraTooth Technology helps it reach the unreachable, and takes you to places you never knew existed…

Length: 10

Girth: 4″ (Base) 1″ (Hydra)

Speed: 3-speed (Variable)

Colour: Octopussy Gold

 

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#8 Oh Miki

Mr. Dependable. Our best-selling model will blow your mind. Once it grabs a hold of you it doesn't Lego. It's made of anti-static silicone, so it won't put a hair out of place. Its patented ShapeShifting Technology means it can adapt to any position.

Length: 7″

Girth: 3″

Speed: 3 forward, 2 reverse

Colour: Spanish Fly Red

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3 responses to “Arsenal Vibrations (PG13)”

  1. avatar Mean Lean says:

    Haha very good. A little different to the usual blog.

    One correction though The Chubski is #23 rather than #26 that is reserved for the Dench and the Dench only.

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