Exclusive: Chelski “Smurfista Campaign” Fail!

Posted on June 7th, by batmandela in Opinion. No Comments

It was supposed to be a no-brainer…

When the Chelski PR Department was approached by club owner, Noman Avramobitch, to devise a campaign to show the “ruthlessness” of the Chelski squad – some bright spark must have thought: “What better way to achieve this than to depict them performing grievous bodily violation to harmless cartoon characters?”

And so, the doomed “Smurfista” campaign was born.


Philosophy for Gooners (Part 1)

Posted on May 28th, by batmandela in General, Opinion, Philosophy For Gooners. 1 Comment

What type of Gooner are you? Part One of what will probably be a one-part series. ;-)

Koz Is The One

Posted on May 25th, by batmandela in Eye Candy, Opinion, The Squad. No Comments

The latest in my “Get Behind Your Team” series. Laurent Koscielny is The One.

Enjoy. Share…


Exclusive: Lukas Podolski, Skunk Rider!

Posted on April 27th, by batmandela in Barclays Premier League, Eye Candy, Opinion. 1 Comment

Guard of Honour? Pah!

Include me out.

I’d much rather see this.


Arséne Wenger – One Of Us

Posted on April 16th, by batmandela in Eye Candy, Opinion. 1 Comment

For those of you who doubt Wenger’s commitment and sincerity – or who view his Matchday sideline inactivity as passive indifference – I offer you this image, and a quote taken from an interview by Sportmail’s Chief Sports Writer, Martin Samuel, which appeared in The Daily Mail on August 6, 2009.